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iandsharman:

I love that Peter Capaldi keeps referring to his character as “Doctor Who” and none of the annoying pedants can correct him because he is, undoubtedly, a bigger fan than any of them.

Gallifreyan Government and Politics - The Laws of Time

thoscheiongallifrey:

fyeahgallifreyanculture:

or the Rules Governing Time Lords from the Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey

  1. NO BEING SHALL DISTORT HISTORY (i.e. it is forbidden to change or otherwise alter the past)
    • INTERACTION WITH AN INDIVIDUAL’S OWN PERSONAL TIMELINE IS FORBIDDEN
    • no Time Lord may murder or otherwise harm their past self
    • no Time Lord may meet with or otherwise come into contact with their past self
    • no Time Lord may meet with another individual who is out of sync with their timestream
    • no Time Lord may make profit from knowledge or manipulation of the past
    • NO TIME LORD (OR ANY OTHER BEING) MAY INTERFERE WITH THE WEB OF TIME
    • the editing or rewriting of the History of any individual, species or planet is forbidden
    • all Time Lords must follow the Doctrine of Non-Interference when dealing with Lesser Species
    • it is the duty of all Time Lords to prevent Gallifreyan technology from being acquired by Time-Aware Species
    • it is the duty of all Time Lords to prevent damage to or sabotage of the Web of Time
    • it is the duty of all Time Lords to prevent acts of aggression by any Time-Aware Species that threatens the survival of the native population within the affected Time Zone
    • any Time Lord who commits genocide will have their title and remaining regenerations forcibly removed
  2. NO TIME LORD MAY CREATE OR PARTICIPATE IN THE CREATION OF A TEMPORAL PARADOX
    • NO TIME LORD MAY EXPLOIT THE POWER OF CREATION
    • no Time Lord may use the Power in a way that could damage Time
    • THE CREATION OF A VORTEX CRISIS IS FORBIDDEN
    • THE CREATION OF A GRANDFATHER PARADOX IS FORBIDDEN
    • THE CREATION OF A DIMENSIONAL PARADOX IS FORBIDDEN
    • TIMELOOPING PLANETS IS FORBIDDEN
  3. ALL TIME LORDS MUST FOLLOW THE PROTOCOLS OF LINEARITY
    • NO TIME LORD MAY TRAVEL INTO THE RELATIVE PAST OR FUTURE OF GALLIFREY
  4. NO TIME LORD MAY DELIBERATELY SHAPE THE FUTURE OF ANY TIMELINE
  5. NO TIME LORD MAY USE OR PILOT A TIME CAPSULE WITHOUT AUTHORISATION
    • IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ALLOW ENTRANCE TO A TIME CAPSULE TO NON-TIME LORDS
  6. ALL TIME LORDS MUST FOLLOW THE PROTOCOLS OF OBSERVATION
    • NO TIME LORD MAY INTERACT WITH THEIR OWN FUTURE
  7. NO TIME LORD MAY USE OR EXPLOIT TIME TRAVEL FOR PERSONAL NEEDS
    • A TIME LORD MAY NOT USE TIME TRAVEL TO PURPOSEFULLY SHORTEN OR ELONGATE THEIR PERSONAL PERCEPTION OF TIME
    • A TIME LORD MAY NOT USE TIME TRAVEL TO LIVE THROUGH THE SAME DAY TWICE
    • A TIME LORD MAY NOT USE TIME TRAVEL FOR FINANCIAL GAIN

ADDITIONAL LAWS

  1. EMERGENCY RULES MAY BE PUT IN PLACE IN ORDER TO DEAL WITH ALIEN ACTIVITY ON GALLIFREY
    • these rules may allow investigation of the Lord/Lady President
  2. PERFORMING A TARDIS INTERLOCK (i.e. materialising one TARDIS within another) IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
  3. TRIGGERING A REGENERATION IN ORDER TO CHANGE SEX OR GENDER IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
  4. ALL TIME LORDS HAVE THE RIGHT TO OFFER THEMSELVES AS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
    • elections must be held within 48 hours of the death/removal of the previous President
    • if a President is removed due to a vote of no confidence, power is temporarily passed down the hierarchical order of the High Council

It’s like the Doctor and the Master are playing BINGO with this list.
Break one.Tick off one. 

The first with the full set wins. 

afixwithsontarans:

steven moffat discovers the true meaning of dr who

afixwithsontarans:

steven moffat discovers the true meaning of dr who

twolittlebluebirdsx:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I did an experiment 7 months ago and compared my then 6 month old’s jean pockets to mine. This was the result:

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If this doesn’t prove how fucked up women’s fashion is I don’t know what will.

(Source: meladoodle)

(Source: themagicofvenice)

cerigg:

consider this your warning post because very soon I am going to be a Dr Who blog for a month or two
DOO WEE OO, FRIENDS

cerigg:

consider this your warning post because very soon I am going to be a Dr Who blog for a month or two

DOO WEE OO, FRIENDS

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

Peter, showing “The Gallifreyan Ball” to the kids is nowhere near to be appropriate…
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(Source: capaldilieu)

scarvenrot:

boltong:

dietchola:

mydogsnokes:

video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “to film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this

I CANT BREAHTE

iM LAUHGING SO FUCKING HARD GOD BLESS

I WISH MY SPANISH VIDEOS HAD BEEN LIKE THIS